Let’s Get Honest

Daily writing prompt
What is your favorite hobby or pastime?

I could sit here and tell you all the different things I like to do in my spare time, like writing, reading, making music, socializing, etc., but it wouldn’t be the full story. And I will tell you right now, ladies, whether a guy admits it or not, his favorite hobby or pastime is either fucking or masturbating. If he is an alcoholic or drug user, then sex and masturbation are a close second. Well, no, I take that back. Alcohol and drugs are just a part of the life of an addict and alcoholic so it’s not really a hobby. Not to mention, someone deep in the throes of addiction, I know from personal experience, wants to be off them but physically cannot. Thus, bringing sex and masturbation back to number one. But don’t call it a comeback, because they never left.
And I digress.
Since I am currently single as of now, it’s just me and my hand. But I have no problem with that. Would I rather have a woman? Well, obviously yes. But even when I’m dating someone, masturbating doesn’t just disappear. It merely takes a backseat to making love. But why is this?

In our digital world, where nearly everything is at the click of a button on our own devices, as well as the constant bombardment of corporations utilizing sex to appeal to the masses, it’s no surprise that we are isolating ourselves. There’s also the rise in content and video streaming, where anyone can get paid for sitting naked in front of their computer. There’s also chatbots that hardly anyone speaks of, mainly because of what they’re being used for which hasn’t become socially acceptable yet. The sad thing is that it will be in due time. What’s ridiculous is that chatbots were an answer to the rising epidemic of loneliness in the US. “Here, let’s give them something that further exacerbates their isolation and longing for human interaction! Let’s hook them up with a digital robot that will sext you if you pay our outrageous weekly payments.” That came out of someone’s mouth and was deemed a good idea among others—no matter how damaging it may be.

That shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone in today’s world. It’s all about money now. Money, power and status. Wealth over Health. It’s all bullshit.

Quit chasing outside things you think will bring you happiness (money, love, power, smart devices, etc.). Look within yourself if you want to find happiness and making personal improvements.
Masturbate. It’s good for you.

Just don’t make it a habit and get some sun.

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